Socialized medicine buys guns for crazy old people

So, this is for all you tree-hugging, crunchy, big government loving hippies.

Medicare, you know that terrible program that I pay for that I will never use and is used to pay the bills of people who think they have a right to my money since they don’t take responsibility for themselves,  is paying to buy guns for old people. Click here to find out more.

Oh noes! The recession (that’s almost over) commeth!

Well the Bureau of Economic Analysis released the new Third Quarter Gross Domestic Product information. The result: the GDP was UP yet again by 3.6% compared to being UP 4.1% and UP 3.5% the previous two quarters. The net result? WE’RE STILL NOT IN A RECESSION!